Chillers (jokes for everyone)

1. I'm not being bossy, I just have better ideas.
2. We are always running late, but at least we are running.
3. If I have 10,000 in 1 pocket & 5,000 in another pocket, then what do I have ? - Somebody else's jeans.
4. We are not being lazy, we are just being physically conservative.
5. I'm currently out of mind, please leave a message.
6. I'm not good at forgetting faces but I'll make an exceptional case for you
7. If I have Rs.10,000 & my friend takes Rs.9,000 what will I have ? - A fight.
8. AWESO_ _ is incomplete without " ME "
9. Dont show me attitude, I have my own.